Double Negative: Minus Minus

That sentence is a double negative and means Obama's doing what Bush and Clinton did with recess appointments -- I'm always amazed at how confused people get over negatives cancelling each other out. With all the negativity in the culture you think we would have a grasp on that by now.  Irregardless of anything Grammar Girl might have to say on the topic.

Hmm, that librarian look isn't not sexy, is it.

Arrogant Ass

I was thinking about my Internet habits and population demographics as I walked through Wal-Mart yesterday and most of the men I saw looked like me and I was in costume as an amalgam of Todd Palin, Joe 6 Pack and Joe the Plumber. I realized that while I was thinking "arrogant ass" that an immage search for "arrogant ass" would yield the following:

Despite the fact that what I had in mind was this:

I had to change my search from "arrogant ass" to "laughing donkey."

With proclivities like that and the decided possiblity that most don't even know what a proclivity is (and no -- it isn't someone you have to pay to lick), I realized that the potential audience for my words is extremely small. Personally I'm going for 0.01% of the world population, which should give me an audience of about 500,000.

Harry Reid -- Mormon, Democrat and Nevadan

I'm not going to make any puns on Harry Reid's name, but look at the title of this post.

Oxymormon.

Trickle Down Economics

I know the argument that if you are going to tax the wealthy they won't share and if you let them move the money around, the serfs will get the trickle down. There is some merit in allowing for the flow of capital, but I find it incomprehnsible that it is difficult to make the rich move their money around.

I have an idea -- call me crazy, but don't tax income, tax wealth. If you go after the rich man's principal above a certain amount -- say a hundred million, money isn't going to coagulate at the top. I'm no economist, but there has to be a better way to move money around the economy than letting us get "trickled" on.

A Vote Against Self-Interest

I heard an interesting thing on the "local" BBC radio broadcast. The reporter with his British Accent was touring "real" America. He noted the hard scrabble life that most of these mid-Westerners were living and noted that their passion for the McCain/Palin ticket was decidedly a misguided one, since McCain's policies were most likely to make their life more difficult.

In his lovely European way, the reporter noted that discomfort and living a hard scrabble life was a matter for pride for these people and a rough life just showed how tough they were and this is why they voted against their own self-interest.

I guess it was either that or they were masochists.

The United Socialists of America

The United States is a socialized democratic republic with a regulated market economy.

A few socialized services our federal government offers:

1. Military
2. Law Enforcement
3. Fire Protection
4. Education
5. Space Exploration
6. A large portion of scientific and artistic endeavors are done on the government dime (Even the Internet which allows me to post this blog is a direct descendant of a government funded scientific endeavor and it is being transported to you on subsidized and taxed and regulated telecommunication lines.)
7. Roads and Transportation Services
8. Water
9. Retirement (Social Security)
10. Customs and Border Control
11. Land (Bureau of Land Management, National Parks)
12. Water (Lake Mead, Lake Powell, Reservoirs, etc.)
13. Postal Office
14. Public Welfare for the Poor (Housing and Food)
15. Wildlife and fish
16. And as of a couple of weeks ago -- Banks (although deposit insurance was always socialized since the Depression)


In addition to socialized services, we have highly regulated industries:

1. Utilities
2. Banks -- sort of
3. Securities -- sort of
4. Food and Drug Inspection
5. Energy Production
6. Environmental Protection
7. Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms
8. Patents and Copyrights
9. Telecommunications

I heard something on the news this morning that 1 in 13 adults in Utah work for the State government. This does not include federal employees (HAFB, military, federal courts, etc.). We have socialized employment. My entire family was raised on money that was contributed by tax payers.

Reconciliation -- Yes

Once upon a time, I denied reconciling with another author/blogger. My new version of Zion includes a one-ness that would require a complete reconciliation of male/female, past/present and two humans -- and I don't think it can be done without sex among other things.

The Dark Mind of God and Judges

"Including but not limited to" is a lawyer-ism, in which we can include everything and the kitchen sink and everything in the imagination of the judge without actually having to enter the dark recesses of the judicial mind. Scalia=scary.

My Reedemer

Actually, I have been redeemed by my wife, kind of like you used to be able to do with empty glass bottles that you took back to the store for a nickel or a dime.

Return from the Dead

I know, I know – God the Father, Jesus Christ, John the Baptist, Peter, James, John, Elijah, Moses, Elias, the three Nephites, John the Beloved and numerous apparitions at the foot of the bed of dying people all supposedly came back, but I’m a fucking non-believer.

With the possible exception of literary fiction/scripture and the blogosphere, I tend to agree with Shakespeare’s Hamled about the undiscovered country from which no traveler returns (and he said that after seeing his father’s ghost.)

What is in a Title?

One of the most enjoyable aspects of thinking about writing this post was thinking about the possible double entendre titles:

The Rise and Fall of Elder Wanker
My Blog’s Back Up
Reader’s Come . . . Back

Suggestions?

Deseret News Ad Policy Reeks Havoc on Ruzicka

The Newspaper Agency Corporation in its infinite wisdom has seen fit to put revolving ads in its Internet Ad space, thus each time you go to a page to look at an article you get a different ad. In fact, just last Sunday the Tribune's Reader Advocate had a column on inappropriate advertising.

The latest victim in the revolving ad account appears to be right wing gad-fly Gayle Ruzika, that opponent of Cosmopolitan and People magazine covers in the supermarket, had a revolving ad pop up on her son's obituary page -- an ad claiming Sexier Rates, replete with a romance novel couple going after each other over a not-so-randomly phallic Eiffel Tower. Even the small ad above for an unknown product (probably the Want Ads) gets into the ironic effect with "A Match Made in HEAVEN." You know that if Gayle saw the ad (on the beloved Deseret News, no less) you know she would have been at the very least mildly irritated.

This whole thing is tragic and ironic in so many ways. A young man has lost his life. Apparently, if the order of the sentences is any indication of importance, the most important thing about Josh was his church membership. I found that sad. I found it equally sad that the Newspaper Agency Corp. doesn't have the good sense to figure out how to keep from posting inappropriate ads. Just because I wouldn't mind a porno ad next to my obituary, doesn't mean that I can't see that a significant number of people wouldn't want a couple grinning at each other with lust next to their loved one's obituary. The fact that Ruzicka has campaigned against even more benign images being covered up in grocery and convenient stores makes one feel that karmic elements of the universe were converging if the whole damn thing wasn't so awful.

Athiest Missionaries

An athiest comes to Utah to proselytize. I totally love the old guy with the broom.

My Movie: Not

What? You really think I'd post a movie of myself? Made you look. Here are two You-tube videos on the travails of being a Mormon missionary.

Post Card Redux

I can only deduce what was going on in the minds of these people through the power of the Urim and Thummin and continuing revelation.

Pointing the Guns

The entire purpose of the legal system is to determine who has the right to utilize the force of the State. If you are being arrested, it is because the State under the law has the right to use force to kidnap you. If you have been sued, cops with guns show up to take your property or your money. The law is nothing more than the control and organization of violence.

R-Rated Movies: Saturn 3 and Ordinary People

This is also one of those things that used to drive me nuts about Mormonism's prohibition on R-rated movies -- the message of the movie could be highly moral or just, but its R-rating prohibited attendance. Now granted the first R-Rated Movie I went to was Saturn 3 so I could get a glimpse of Farrah's tit (see above for the actual shot from 1980), but the second R-Rated Movie I ever attended was Ordinary People, which featured no tits and haunts me twenty five years later.

Shakespeare would have probably got an R, if not an NC-17 for most of his stuff if it was played out the way he wrote it. The R-rated movie ban in Mormonism is simply a way to 1) make tits more titillating to young men -- although the Internet has probably made them blase by now and 2) to exercise paternalistic control over the mindless herd that can't tell great art from B-movie sleaze.

Boob Ogling

So do the No Credit Card and No Cash mean these are real? Just curious -- click the top picture, ogle and observe.

And then finally, the boobs have eyes . . .

Anne Hathaway Topless or At Least See Through

Just kidding -- sort of. The cut out portion is down below. The thing is that a very large contingency of the computer searching public wants to see this young woman's breasts. I mean, look what you've done to get here. Now stop looking at her tits and go read my blog.

Topless Photos -- Boldly Going Where Letters From A Broad Didn't Go

Now, as part of my ongoing dialogue with c.l. of Letters from A Broad, I've created this footnote to her "topless" blog in which she bailed out of being topless in France. Now, I could have posted pictures of me topless, but I'm a guy and I still don't think anyone would have really given a damn -- despite c.l.'s protestations that half were looking for men.

c.l. and I have been discussing and I plan on continuing to discuss with her for a good long time the anti-sex faction of the feminist movement and the alleged evils of objectification. My most recent comment to her was on how women just flat out refuse to acknowledge how much power their sexuality packs -- economically and emotionally. Now, she has a whole list of posts on sexuality and women issues and I am still a nascent blogger with scant two months under my belt, so I have a lot of catching up to do.

Being the sexist male pig that I am I can post pictures of naked women and get away with it -- sort of. My point with the pictures is probably three fold:

1. Naked women are beautiful and appease my sense of aesthetics.

2. Naked women may be objectifications, but they are objectifications of feminine power, not feminine weakness (and a good dose of pro-sex feminist rhetoric helps the porn go down).

3. I want to show up on search engines -- which is why I cut and paste c.l.'s list from her blog, because don't let her kid you, the reason she made that big long list is so that she has a better chance of showing up sooner on the search engines. (Even in a swimsuit, she has one of those logical, analytical type minds that can figure out computers and stuff.)

So I give you my prayer to Google.

Our Google which art in the Internet,

Hallowed be thy name,

I type in some and my search is done,

In Utah and Zimbabwe,

Give us this day our daily web crawler

And find our words and omit all others.

And lead not the searchers to other web sites,

But deliver them from evil

And to me.

For thine is the kingdom and the glory forever,

Amen

And an extra bless and thanks to Sister chanson for providing with today's bounteous feast of words for the web crawlers consumption.

In the Name of the Internet,

Amen.

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