Besides her Playboy spreads, Anna is well known for her ability to marry old and wealthy. Basically the rule under the Anna Extension is as follows:
(Your Age/2) + 7 years - Your Net Worth/$60,000,000 = Appropriate Relationship Age
Anna's Case shows how this would work. Billionaire oil tycoon is visiting the Houston strip clubs and spies Anna, Ok is visually assaulted by Anna. He starts doing the calculations:
"I'm 89. 89/2 = 44.5 years + 7 equals 51.5 years old. My $1.6 billion net worth divided by 60 million means I can buy 26.6 years, so my appropriate relationship age is 24.8 years old. Anna dear, how old are you? 26? Guess what! Your old enough for me to marry!"
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